medicine is a pseudoscience of uncertainty and probability

Today I will be out.

I’m going to Newcastle upon Tyne for a series of medical-type tests;

• A long, long Q & A session.
• Lots of measurements including body fat, BP, and pulse rate.
• Electrocardiogram (ECG)
• Full-body MRI scan.
• Brain MRI scan, (wish me good luck with that one).
• Heart and body MRI scan.
• Neck artery ultrasound scan.
• Dual-Energy x-ray Absorptiometry scan.
• Full blood work up.
• Urine tests.
• Treadmill heart monitoring

All in all I’m told it should take about 5 hours.

All followed up by 14 days of heart monitoring using a patch.

Ergo, if I’m not around later you know where I am.

~

jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

most men like most nurses,

most of the time